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For a new life in the new year, take action!
Stuck? Wondering what to do about finding a job, a relationship or a new home? Don't get caught in the self-analysis trap: months, days and even years of "thinking." I've met dozens of people who think "getting free" begins with an armchair, a self-help ...
Party Food & Fun: Vodka Blends Arctic Cool With Tropical Lime
(NC)-Take a look at the vodka labeling next time you shop. The familiar "red dot" vodka in that ice-sculptured bottle has a new, and almost identical mate. This time, however, the same icy-white vodka has added a touch of lime - on both the outside, and ...
Planning a Football Party
When fall comes and football is in full force women around the country begin to use the phrase football widow. I can attest to a few Saturdays and Sundays where the TV in our home is going all day and my husband is glued to his favorite chair. After our ...
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That’s easy enough. They become rock stars! Look at Uncle Mick! Who doesn’t love Mick Jaggar? I know the King does. Elvis Preston King.
Moving along. Ok, so let’s say you aren’t a musician. Ok then get on over to the library and pick up every book every written on how to pick up and seduce girls.
Ok so that didn’t work, so what now. Well. Little ugly buddy you got one more chance. You can audition for the position of wingman for the world’s number 1 pick up artist and playboy…Elvis Preston King. Elvis can and will get you laid.
Elvis hangs out with a beer bellied geek name Bob Kelly who gets laid more than Brad Pitt ever dreamed of. Why because Bob Kelly is smart enough to hang out with the king. Bob doesn’t mind if he has to pick up the
tab. Cause Elvis picks up the girls!
Bob said he had picked up a copy of the “ugly Man’s Guide to Picking up Beautiful Women.” He said it has some great ideas but it’s just a lot simpler to hang out with the King and let the King do the work!
Wanna bet I can’t get you laid by this weekend. I’ll take that bet any time you want my little or BIG ugly buddy.
About the Author
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
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The Beer Nut: Pucker up for a Curious TravelerMetroWest Daily NewsBy Norman Miller/DAILY NEWS STAFF When Alan Newman, the former head of the Magic Hat Brewing Company, would travel throughout Europe, he was always amazed by the popularity of shandys, radlers and other versions of drinks made with beer and either ...and more » |
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More Canned Beer Coming to the NorthwestSeattle Post Intelligencer (blog)by Kendall Jones, washingtonbeerblog.com Last week we reported that Wingman Brewers started canning its beer. Not only was this a big deal for Wingman Brewers, it was a big deal for Northwest Canning, LLC and all breweries looking to package beer in ... |
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