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So what do you think then? Do you like my room? I'm a teenager now y'know - youll find no daft kittens on my wallpaper, thank you! Oh no, those huge orange and pink flowers are very modern, especially as theyre teamed with a bright pink nylon carpet and orange curtains. But have you noticed the ceiling? Every other polystyrene ceiling tiles painted orange. Is that cool or what?
So now youre here, what do you fancy doing? Oh, you want to look in my wardrobe? Hmmm there are a few embarrassments in there, but theyll probably be stuffed at the back so you wont see them and hopefully Ill have something there to impress you with. How would I live with the shame if you thought my clothes werent trendy?
Its quite a nice wardrobe isnt it? Notice the agreeable combination of white and teak formica? And what do you think of those funky looking V-shaped brass look knobs? Yes, I realise that some of the brass colours flaking off and you can see the plastic underneath, but on the whole its nice, dont you think?
Im just gonna have to move this whopping great velvet donkey out of the way or I wont get the wardrobe door open. My uncle went to Spain yknow, on one of those package tours that are all the rage at the moment. Went on a plane he did, and brought me back this donkey. Its stuffed with straw and its plastic eyes come out but were not fussed about safety standards and all that so I was dead chuffed with it. Theres a little flamenco lady on the dressing table, if youre interested. Be careful not to mess up her dress though.
Sorry? What did you say? Oh, youre still waiting to see my gear! Ill just get some out for you and chuck em on the bed. Those striped tank tops are nice arent they? The brown, orange and yellow ones really nice, but the purple and pink ones my favourite. I usually wear it with this pink suede mini skirt. Mind you, lurex is all the rage at the moment, so I wear these black and silver bell-bottoms quite a bit too, usually with this black satin blouse and my white leather-look Donny Osmond cap. Not that I like Donny Osmond, but the caps cool. The trousers look a bit long but thats because theyre made to be worn with platform shoes. Mum says Ill break my ankle wearing em, but if she thinks Im gonna wear those awful Clarks t-bar shoes she bought me, shes got another think coming. Oh look, my old red bibbed hotpants! Id almost forgotten I had those. Theyve kind of gone out of fashion a bit now, but I lived and died in them last summer. To be honest, Im trying to persuade my mum to buy me a mohair tonic skirt. Yknow, that iridescent material thats all the go at the moment? My mates got a suit, but I know I wont get that so a skirts gonna have to do. Ill need a Ben Sherman to go with it though.
Ive got some t-shirts and things in my dressing table drawers, and if you like, you can have a look through my make-up bag. The glitter eye shadows pretty cool, especially the purple one. If you cant find it on the dressing table itll be on the floor next to my hairdryer. Yknow, one of those with a huge plastic hood that fills up with warm air when you attach it to the blower. I used to wish my mum would buy me a proper hairdryer though, cos getting your hair to flick under at the bottom with one of those isnt easy yknow, but since I had my hair cut in a DA (ducks arse - so named because of the layering at the back) I dont really use it much.
Oh, careful! You just knocked my jewellery box down. Its mostly tat but I like the chokers, especially the royal blue velvet one with a cameo stuck on the front. I wear the mood ring sometimes too.
Hold on a second. Dont open that cupboard or everythingll fall out. Its just full of old Jackie and Popswop magazines and old
games. What games? Oh, yknow, the usual sort of thing mousetrap and ker-plunk are in there, and I think Ive still got Twister. Theres a pair of clackers in there too, but mum doesnt like me using them. She says theyre dangerous, that you can break your fingers with em, but I think its just the racket they make that she cant stand. Look please dont open it. Oh no! Youve gone and found my old Cindy dolls. No, I dont play with them anymore, but I havent the heart to chuck em either. I used to have a Tiny Tears doll too yknow, but my so-called friend pulled her head off. If you fed her a bottle of water she actually peed herself.
Look, why dont we just listen to some music? Ive got a cassette player on the shelf and Ive taped some really good tracks off my albums. We only have a radiogram downstairs so I cant do any direct taping, but holding the microphone close enough to the speakers works pretty well. Thats how I get music off the radio yknow. The radiogram sods up your records a bit, but only because of the stacking. When you keep dropping them down on each other they end up scratched. Its always a laugh playing a 33rpm album at 45 though. Ours has 75rpm on it too, so mum can play her old Mario Lanza LPs. I wish she wouldnt though. Dad says hes gonna get a proper music centre, one with a clear vinyl lid, but it hasnt happened yet.
Heres a good cassette. Ill just pop it on. Thats the dog barking in the background, but you can still hear the music ok. Im a bit fed-up with Sweet now coz my mate kept playing Ballroom Blitz over and over for two whole days, so Ill just fast forward past that one. There, Alvin Stardusts better. Oo, oo, my cooca choo nah nah nah. The Glitterband are the best though. Theyre Garys backing band but have become quite famous in their own right since releasing Angel Face. The drummers drop dead gorgeous. Oh just the thought of those biceps! Ive been to a few of their concerts yknow and met a couple of the band. Not Pete though, I'm still working on that. Its dead easy to find our where pop stars live you just look em up in the phone book. Hardly anybodys ex-directory. I bet theyve got those cool-looking tow-tone Trimfones too.
Oh dont put that tape on. Its just old Jackson 5 and David Cassidy stuff. Yknow, somebody predicted that Michael Jacksons skin would eventually turn white but I dont believe it. Here put this one on instead. Its full of Rubettes, Mud, Wizzard and T-Rex. Did I tell you about my mates big sisters friend? Evidently shes a Rubette groupie! Her and her mate follow them around on tour and sleep with them after concerts. Can you believe that? Id call them slappers but the term hasnt been invented yet so tartsll have to do. Some of the boys would probably call them slags but I hate that word.
Anyway, Ive gotta go out soon. My dads driving me round to my mates house in his Cortina (I wish hed get a Capri) cos were going to the pictures to see Stardust tonight. David Essex is in it yknow. Oh, hes got gorgeous eyes! I hung some furry dice in my dads car once, but he took them out. The man just doesnt have taste!
If you fancy visiting the 70s again, youre welcome to pop round any time. I probably wont be in, but mumll look after you. You might have to sit and watch The Golden Shot with her though, if you can put up with Bob Monkhouse that is.
Now where did I put my Yardley perfume..?
Sharon grew up in East London but moved to Norway at the age of 19, returning to England in 1998. She now lives in Cheshire with her partner and two of her three children. Besides writing, she is currently studying Social Science with The Open University, runs a web site where women in the UK can meet other women for platonic friendship (www.friendsyourway.co.uk), potters in her garden, reads and generally tries to enjoy life. Sharon can be contacted at s.jacobsen@doodlebugmedia.co.uk
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Bon Iver finds big shoes fit just fineSt. Cloud TimesJustin Vernon likes to imagine Bon Iver as the Red Wing Shoes of the music world: durable, comfortable, built to last. “They're good-quality shoes, they last forever,” says the 30-year-old Wisconsin musician, who sees himself as the “creative director” ...and more » |
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She judges you by your shoesDaily MonitorIt may sound superficial but let us face it, many women judge men from their shoes especially the first time they meet. You may want to do something about your choice of footwear. They say that first meetings make lasting impressions. |
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