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Cell Phone Plans – Choices Abound!
The Future Is FlexibleGone are the days when the only way you could afford a cell phone was to buy into a lengthy cell phone plan. In those early days, a cell phone plan included a seemingly ironclad contract that lasted a minimum of three years. There ...
Sirius Radio - Everything You Ever Wanted to Know
Sirius radio, or more generally satellite radio, came out just a few years ago. If you’ve never listened to satellite radio or heard about it, this article is your lucky break. In this article you’ll find out what satellite radio is and how it works.What ...
Tools of Power
Tools of Powerby Alan Tutthttp://www.KeysToPower.comIn the long history of religion, magick, and spirituality, there have been many different tools used to try and direct Power or gain the cooperation of spirits. These tools have taken many different ...
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An ARROGANT ARIES will tell you how much he loves you, but in the same breath, that you must be eliminated becuse you are getting in the way of his plans for total world domination. He will also leave his dirty socks around and burn the toast.
A TOTALITARIAN TAURUS will boast and brag and bully you into submission, but just one little words of sarcasm from you and you will find him balled up in the fetal position crying in the closet. Also a Taurus can't have sex without picking a fight first.
A JABBERING GEMINI will steal your money from you and then help you look for it. Also he'll make up wild stories about your alleged bisexuality and tell them to his friends. A master of miscommunication, he'll keep you home alone, by the telephone, waiting fo his call.
A CALLOUS CANCER will give you a gift and then make you pay for it, not with money, but with sexual favours, emotional blackmail and pieces of your very soul. An expert hostage taker, a Cancer uses self-pity and sarcasm to torture his victims and rap them in a prison of low-self-esttem.
A LAZY LEO will do everything to woo you ... date you, charm you, move in with you, impregnate you and spend Christmas dinner with your family, yet, while filling out a job application, still check the box that says his status is "single".
A VENGEFUL VIRGO will turn up his nose at your taste and then slowly begin to mold you into his vision of the perfect
woman. You can never please him, but if you try to leave, he will stalk you for the rest of your life to try and get you back.
A LASCIVIOUS LIBRA is the first to tell you "I love you but Iım not in love you." He might as well pee on your leg and then tell you it's raining... soon you get the sense he/she are keeping their options open in case someone better comes along ...
A SCHEMING SCORPIO is voted most likely to try and convince you to have sex without a condom. Later on in the relationship, he will also try to convince you that having three way sex with a hired prostitute is the only way to save your relationship.
A SILLY SAGGITARIUS will chase you and woo you until he has pierced you with his arrow of love. You'll soon realize your just another pelt on this hunter's belt after he tells you all about his plans for his next romantic conquest, shortly after having sex with you.
A CAPITALISTIC CAPRICORN will coldly pretend he is in love with you, as long as you are useful to him in terms of social or business connections. This social climber, doesn't want a girlfriend, he wants a pretty parrot with no mind of her own who faithfully repeats what he says ...
AN ASSININE AQUARIUS will go on for hours and hours about your deep connection as soulmates then forget your birthday. Easily distracted by pretty colours and shiny things, this flighty male is easily led astray by other women.
A PIOUS PISCES can only be described as "Christ without, Satan within." This long suffering martyr has a Ph.d in co-dependency and knows how to reel women in with shiny promises. However once you take the bait, you are trapped forever in the belly of the beast.
About the Author
Sam Steven's metaphysical articles have been published in many high-standing newspapers and she has published several books. You can meet Sam Stevens at http://www.psychicrealm.com where she works as a professional psychic. You can also read more of her articles at http://www.newagenotebook.com where she is the staff writer. Currently she is studying technology's impact on the metaphysics.
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Pennsylvania College of Technology graduatesReading EagleThe following area students graduated from Pennsylvania College of Technology, Williamsport. Honors are indicated as follows: ***with highest distinction; **with high distinction; *with distinction: Bachelor of science: *Ryan M. Conrad, Boyertown; ... |
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New mammography technology offers enhanced views of tissueColumbia Daily TribuneThe technology not only allows radiologists a more localized view at sections of the breast but makes it easier to detect abnormalities in dense breast tissue. In the reading room, head radiologist Terry Elwing demonstrated how images obtained via ... |
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Police: Human element can't be replaced by technologyDelmarva NowOCEAN CITY -- Many technological advancements have been made in law enforcement in the past decade. Some of the new devices and practices available may have helped police investigate the Joshua Ford and Martha Crutchley murders, but the key element is ...and more » |
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